"You do care," said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. “You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”
harry killed a basilisk when he was TWELVE YEARS OLD.
#1: why did voldemort think he could beat harry after learning that
#2: why do people constantly say harry is useless, less awesome than side characters? he’s amazing!
(N.B. This is probably something that other people have said before me, and better. But I just wanted to get it out.)
As much of a fan of Harry Potter as I am, one thing has always reeeeeally bothered me about the worldbuilding.
From a game design perspective,…
except that you have to remember that the winner of the world cup is determined by the accumulated scores of the teams over the course of the season, which is how the game is structured. it is structured based on that, not on individual games. so by the end of the quidditch season the points gather by chasers ARE super important
harry potter au where everything is the same except everyone uses these for wands
Can we just like imagine queer students using Lee Jordan to come out like "AND GRYFFINDOR SCORES A POINT! BY THE WAY PADMA PATIL IS A LESBIAN AND SHE'S READY TO MINGLE" and padma is like ayyyyyyyyyyy step right up ladies
IM GONNA C RY IM LAUGHIN SO HA RD
MY FAVORITE THINGS TOGETHER?? FUCK YEAH
it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction
It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read.
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
The Yule Ball that should have happened
OH MY GOD DEAN AND SEAMUS SEND HELP
i was just about to call out the dean/seamus scene because SLASH FANS MUST BE HAVING A FIT RIGHT NOW
i had such a crush on fourth year harry man y’all don’t even know.
"I went off and read the books after the audition and I read the first four books in one sitting – you know – didn’t wash, didn’t eat, drove around with them on the steering wheel like a lunatic. I suddenly understood why my friends, who I’d thought were slightly backward, had been so addicted to these children’s books." - Jason Isaacs on the Harry Potter series
Wait what if every time Harry had a “conversation” with his conscience, that “little voice” as the narrator sometimes called it, it was actually a real conversation with Voldemort via the Horcrux but none of them realised?
So like that time Harry talked with himself about dating Ginny, it really was Voldemort telling him “She’s Ron’s sister!”
Like wow say what you will about Voldemort but at least he respects the Bro Code.
HAHAHAHA and he shipped harry/hermione
and voldemort doesn’t understand love
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"