*silent sobbing*

queenbattletits:

people who act like it’s not a problem though

if not a problem, it’s at least insanely boring

mass effect: you can have space powers or be a tech whiz and you can look however you want!

ads: white male grizzled space marine soldier with no magic mind powers

skyrim: you can be elves! orcs! kitties! lizard people! YOU CAN CRAFT AMAZING SHINY ARMOUR OUT OF AMAZINGTANIUM

ads: white male human in the most basic shitty armour set 

saints row 4: YOU CAN BE A SHREK WITH A HIGH PITCHED RUSSIAN ACCENT IF YOU FUCKING WANTED TO BE

ads: white male with bog-standard haircut and average voice

where’s the fucking creativity 

eternalshiva:

doriansexgodpavus:

ruumisarkku:

Destroy sounds actually like the most wasteful solution

I kinda feel that Synthesis or Control is better.

I can’t decide!

RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT

Yeah, like, nothing more wasteful than destroying all the reapers for good and never allowing them to harvest civilizations that are too advanced according to their parameters.

Instead lets grab synthesis and give the mutilated reaper forces conscience and knowledge of what happened to them and what they’ve done to their own people. As much as I like giving the idea props for giving synthetics life, no one that was turned into a reaper should live like that. 

Control - well, Shepard is just an added code bit that “changed” the prime program’s directive. Anyone else can just waltz in and change it again to their own specifications. Let the cycle continue - if the shepard reaper doesn’t get corrupted with the same logic that corrupted the first one. 

Destroy5ever. 

AND THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS CHOOSE DESTROY

Exclusive footage of planned mass effect 4 romances

Exclusive footage of planned mass effect 4 romances

americanyumyumclownmonkey:

*Commander Shepard walks into seedy bar full of criminals, approaches waitress*:

"I’D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR WORK AS A C-SEC INFORMANT!"

Make me choose belthronding asked : Alistair, Kaidan, Corso or Anders?

tali's loyalty mission in ME2

  • admiralty: you need to present evidence to convince us not to exile tali
  • shepard: my evidence is fuck you
  • admiralty: tali'zorah we declare you not guilty

hoiist:

James Vega as Jonny Bravo though

image

  • commander shepard: i never said i got my license to drive the mako. i said i HAD a license to drive the mako. it's a metaphor.
  • garrus vakarian: shepard that's not what a metaphor means
  • commander shepard: get in the killing thing but don't let it kill you, garrus

mandyshepard:

mervley:

"Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?"
"Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation."

THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR

mandy ilu ok

mandyshepard:

Nightmare by mandyalenko
Poor old Kaidan always has these types of nightmares when Shepard is away, cause she usually brings back random crap when he isn’t around to stop her.

mandy i’m fucking crying with laughter over here omg

mandyshepard:

Nightmare by mandyalenko

Poor old Kaidan always has these types of nightmares when Shepard is away, cause she usually brings back random crap when he isn’t around to stop her.

mandy i’m fucking crying with laughter over here omg

annakie:

The Mass Effect Cosplay Initiative set 3 (1, 2)

Luciano Costa as Kaidan Alenko

katschy:

skoolmunkee:

I liked the Citadel DLC so I decided to draw more of it. Some Citadel and ME3 spoilers obviously.

More on the way and will be under my tag citadel.

OH MY GOD I NEED SO MUCH MORE OF THIS