I think the reason Fenris leaves his mansion so filthy is that Danarius used to make him keep everything absolutely sterile and impeccable so as not to embarrass him in front of guests and now Fenris lets the dirt pile up as a reminder that he is a free man.
My dogs cosplay of Connor Kenway. She’s the cutest little thing xD She loves playing dress up and getting her photo taken too :P
Thomas and Jimmy bought each other gifts -idc if it was cigarettes -I can’t go on otherwise.
Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.
"Any luck, Charles?"
"I’m afraid not, Erik."
Connor played a trick on their ponytails XD
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
#DON’T STOP MAKE IT HOT GERMANS BLOW MY HAND RIGHT UP TONIGHT IMMA FIGHT SO MY CREYS DON’T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY CAUSE I’M GAY AND IT’S 1917 SO IT’S NOT OKAY #OHOOHOHOOHOHOH #OHOOHOHOOHOHOH #downton abbey has broken me #sorry #i have no excuse for this
nothing has ever been more perfect in the history of anything ever
The tags. omg.
Fenris in a retail AU like “What do customers touch that they do not spoil”
Zevran is frankly insulted that you haven’t heard of the Antivan Crows.
Apologies for taking so long anon, but I hope you like it!~ (and I realize that title may not be entirely appropriate for the prompt but I couldn’t think of anything better and haul on the bowline is my fave shanty from ac3;;)