this always bugged the hell out of me in mass effect. i finally made a graphic as PROOF
#danglies for everyone#you get a dangly#you over there you get a dangly#EVERYBODY GETS A DANGLY
shit I never noticed thane’s dangles
A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
hE’S SO FREAKING HAPPY.
That is the happiest dog mermaid ive ever seen
This is legit the reason why I wish Art History was taught more.
This whole idea that modern times/technology have made us strange or uncouth or perverts is debunked pretty fast when you see all the weird stuff humanity’s made.
I swear to god, so much of human history can be summed up as “it seemed like a good idea at the time”
too hot to handle
Please reblog and don’t repost on other sites!
A straight white man goes into the jungle and stumbles across a beautiful iridescent beetle, completely unfamiliar to him. “What the fuck, is this some kind of tumblr social justice shit?”
tell me again how
misandry is real, you fuck.
please cry more baby
your fedora-tainted tears are my lifeblood
You people still do the “tears” thing? Really?
i would respond but all i can hear is a baby loudly bawling
It’s kind of funny how much these sad excuses for people ramble on about how anyone who disagrees with their toxic rhetoric is a “crying baby”
And then it just gets sad when you realize that the only thing they’re actually capable of is bullying people, spewing hate, and belittling and mocking dissenters in the most childish manner possible
yes more tears i have almost enough to sustain myself for the next millennium
Thanks for going out of your way to prove me correct. You can remove yourself now.
so close… only need a few more tears…
Okay okay lemme try my hand at this.
Mmm… nope. I don’t really see how you screeching harpies find this toxic childish bullshit productive or even remotely satisfying.
How do you even manage to function outside of Tumblr? Do you tear your hair out and scream “PROBLEMATIC!” every time something hurts your delicate feelings?
optimum tear level has been reached! any further tears will be stored for the winter
this is the best
sexist men are the absolute worst
This just in - disagreeing with immature female SJWs on the internet is now “sexism”.
You people are just one disastrous train wreck after another.
Nah, you’re just sexist. You’re ridiculous.
yesterday my grandma asked my dad what channel netflix is on
varric finishes telling the story of hawke to cassandra pentaghast. “is that all you wanted to know, seeker?” he asks. “no,” she replies, “i don’t believe you, these are all lies. there’s no way four of the champion’s friends were bisexual”
so i made a thing