gayzio:

tatterdemalionvulpine:

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”

what the fuck did you just say about my mom

I play Assassin’s Creed III. Hilarity ensues,

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

  • olenna: omg omg it's you!!!! I can't believe this
  • brienne: ....
  • olenna: brienne of tarth in the flesh omg this is the happiest day of my life you're so so amazing I'm like your number one fan did I mention how fantastic you were??? I wrote fanfic about you beating loras up its like an 50k fic you should check it out omg I still can't believe its you [fangirls infinitely]
gdmw:

gdmw:

we made blurred lines on the sims they actually hate each other

gdmw:

gdmw:

we made blurred lines on the sims they actually hate each other

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

I didn’t even know they were getting divorced

I didn’t even know they were getting divorced

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# lol

shrekyourself:

banderboucher:

this one is even spookier. Look what I fucking found in my house.

i laughed so hard at this that i cried

megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

dampsandwich:

look at this stupid fucking baby just throwing wads of cash out the window because it doesnt have to pay for anything. what i would call a freeloading piece of shit

dampsandwich:

look at this stupid fucking baby just throwing wads of cash out the window because it doesnt have to pay for anything. what i would call a freeloading piece of shit