In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
I play Assassin’s Creed III. Hilarity ensues,
"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"
translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks
what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
this one is even spookier. Look what I fucking found in my house.
i laughed so hard at this that i cried
look at this stupid fucking baby just throwing wads of cash out the window because it doesnt have to pay for anything. what i would call a freeloading piece of shit