BLAINE - The “Overheat”
- 2 cinnamon sticks
- 1 12 oz bottle of hard apple cider
- 1 shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
- Splash of grenadine to turn it orange
SLOWLY heat up the cider with ONE of the cinnamon sticks in a saucepan with the grenadine to make a nice, hot, orange cider. Pour it into a glass that won’t burn you and add ANOTHER CINNAMON STICK. Then, stir in the Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey.
IT’S A HOT, CINNAMON DRINK. ALSO, BLAINE STRIKES ME AS KIND OF A WEIRD, OLD MAN AND I THINK OLD MEN LIKE CIDER AND WHISKEY SO IT SEEMED RIGHT. WE WANTED TO LIGHT A DRINK ON FIRE, BUT WE DECIDED (correctly) THAT WE WOULD BE TOO DRUNK TO BE SAFE.
MISTY - The “Surf”
- 2 ounces sweet and sour mix
- 1/4 ounce of triple sec
- 1/4 ounce of blue curacao
- 1/2 ounce fresh lime juice
- 1 and 1/4 ounce tequila
- fill with 7up
- salt for the rim
Mix the liquids but 7up and then strain into a salted glass with ice. Fill in the missing space with 7up. THIS DRINK IS THE COLOR OF SURF AND IT’S SALTY AND HAS FIZZ FROM THE 7UP THAT MAKES IT FEEL LIKE THE OCEAN. We wanted to garnish with starfruit because of how much Misty loves star-shaped Pokemon, but we couldn’t find it/it isn’t in season.
Places I’m Itching To Go: Osaka Pokemon Center, JapanSOMEONE TAKE ME
Sabrina - The “Psywave”
- Pink twizzler
- Touch of grenadine
- 1/3 shot of 7up
- 1/3 shot of gin
- 1/3 shot of Hypnotic
Coil the twizzler around the inside of a tall shot glass; mix up the liquids and then fill the shot glass to the top.
THIS INCLUDES HYPNOTIC AND A SPIRAL which makes me think of PSYCHIC? I am not sure if it quite makes sense, but it was tasty and I am definitely drunk at this point. It was inspired by this drink.
Got some Pokemon Valentine Cards for y’all :D
them’s fightin words motherfucker
On December 11, 2008, voice actress and transgender activist Maddie Blaustein passed away in her sleep at the age of 48. Blaustein was best known among English-speaking Pokémon fans as the original 4kids dub voice of Meowth. Maddie, you really were the “top cat” and your fans miss you so much. Rest in peace.
MEOWTH IS MY FAVORITE POKEMON. Meowth’s voice was my favorite ever.
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS NOW I AM SAD
#454 Toxicroak - Has a poison sac at its throat; when it croaks, the stored poison is churned for more potency. The toxin is then pumped from the sac to the knuckle claws through tubes down its arms; it is so vile that even a scratch could prove fatal. When Toxicroak fights, it sways and dodges the attacks of its foes and weaves its flexible body in close to lunge out with its poisonous claws.
Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise (Pokemon Shot and Cocktails)
1/3 shot spiced rum
1/3 shot coconut rum
1/3 shot blue curacao
1/2 shot spiced rum
1/2 shot coconut rum
1/2 shot blue curacao
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage
1 shot light rum
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage
Directions: For the Squirtle shot, simply pour all three ingredients into a shot glass. For the Wartortle cocktail, shake the alcoholic ingredients, pour over crushed ice in a lowball glass, then fill with Mountain Dew Voltage. For the Blastoise cocktail, pour one Squirtle and one Wartortle into a highball glass over ice, add the light rum, then fill with the Mountain Dew.
(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)