gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

  • tagged as:
#pokemon #lol 
sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

  • tagged as:
#lol #pokemon 
Anonymous asked:
You are so cute, I just want to kiss you and watch the sunset with you :)
  • tagged as:
#LOL #pokemon 
gayfromanon:

gayfromanon:

image

  • tagged as:
#omg #pokemon 

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

  • tagged as:
#NEED #pokemon 

elthia:

nyoom

  • tagged as:
#what #pokemon 

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

my mom started playing pokemon blue and named her character “mom” but then she got bored so i played the rest of it

and my friend was so confused about my character’s name

fuckyeahmst3k:

jabberwockysuperfly:

For some reason the name just seemed appropriate.

So you caught the pokemon in Canada?

it’s the face i think? op i see it

fuckyeahmst3k:

jabberwockysuperfly:

For some reason the name just seemed appropriate.

So you caught the pokemon in Canada?

it’s the face i think? op i see it

  • tagged as:
#MST3K #Pokemon 

Fortree City 2003 → 2014

elitefouryo:

A fresh pack of old time cards.

elitefouryo:

A fresh pack of old time cards.

  • tagged as:
#TAG YOUR PORN #Pokemon 

coyoteas:

does this mean we can bring back ‘so i herd u liek mudkipz’ because im so ready

  • tagged as:
#Pokemon 
r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

  • tagged as:
#what #Pokemon #captain america 

hinoneko:

I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.

Like, obviously Pokemon is still very popular, but I mean it was everywhere. Back in the late 90s/early 2000s there was not a single goddamn square foot of human civilization that didn’t have Pokemon on it.

You could wake up in the morning, slide out from under your Pokemon blanket, and go to the kitchen to eat some Pokemon marshmallow cereal and a Pokemon pop-tart. Then you get driven to school while listening to the Pokemon soundtrack CD your parents have very graciously allowed you to play in the car for the past three months.

It’s classtime. You’re doodling pictures of Pokemon inside your Pokemon notebook. You crush the lead on your Pokemon pencil with the Pokemon pencil topper, so you borrow a Pokemon pencil sharpener from your friend, who pulls it out of her Pokemon backpack with Pokemon keychains on it.

Time for lunch. Your lunchbox? Pokemon, of course, though you can hardly see it underneath all the Pokemon stickers you’ve plastered over it. Inside you find a Pokemon fruit roll-up, a pb&j sandwich made with jelly from a collectible Pokemon jelly jar, and a box of apple juice. (The apple juice is not Pokemon-themed, but your mother has drawn a crude approximation of a Bulbasaur on it, because she loves you.)

Then recess, glorious recess. Half the kids run around the playground, pretending to either be wild Pokemon or Team Rocket members. The other half bring out their Pokemon cards. Anyone who hasn’t brought their own alternates between discussing Pokemon card strategy and how excited they are for the upcoming Pokemon movie (so excited.) Somewhere in the back of your mind you notice Kevin isn’t here, but rumor is he managed to smuggle in an entire Game Boy and is hiding in the middle of the playground structure.

School’s out. You read your Pokemon Handbook in the car on the way to get some after-school fast food, with which you get one of an astounding number of Pokemon toys. Back home, you watch one of your favorite Pokemon episodes on tape (they’re all your favorite) and color in your Pokemon coloring book. Your parents, sophisticated adults that they are, read the lastest issue of Time magazine - which has a Pokemon cover story.

Then you have Pokemon-shaped macaroni and cheese for dinner, brush your teeth with a Pokemon toothbrush, and cuddle your Pokemon stuffed animals as you fall asleep.

POKEMON.

dewgongo:

gnastly:

dumbass

you wont be sayin that next time youre in the pokemon center and he refuses to help ur bitch ass

dewgongo:

gnastly:

dumbass

you wont be sayin that next time youre in the pokemon center and he refuses to help ur bitch ass

  • tagged as:
#Pokemon 

pokemoncap:

Ash i really dont think you understand the definition of paralyzed

  • tagged as:
#Pokemon