but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
The color rises in Harry’s cheeks as he recognizes the voice of the man now calling out an order from at the far corner of the bar, and when he arrives with Professor Snape’s whiskey the man has a smirk on his lips.
"I told you," Harry says in an undertone as he passes Snape his drink, "No more, last night was the very last time, so please stop - "
"I’ve rented out the same room for 11 pm and I will be there whether you come or not," Snape cuts across him smoothly, "but do come along or else I’ll have no use for the leather collar I bought this afternoon."
i’m watching a really silly dramatic snarry video and there’s thunder outside it’s SO RIDICULOUS right now
yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore
like 85% of the pairings i like tbh
if it’s doomed, tragic, non-canon, unpopular or heartbreaking i ship it.
theres no cliche i love more than the ‘hate eachother at first - end up banging at the kitchen floor after months of pent up sexual frustration and passive aggressive innuendos’ cliche
Ever read a fic that is so heart wrenchingly beautiful and sad that you’re just like
DO YOU EVER SHIP SOMETHING SO HARD THAT YOU JUST SIT THERE SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT STARING AT YOUR COMPUTER
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.
one of my favourite ship combos is when you have one really grumpy/cranky character or someone deathly serious who never smiles and a really happy/bubbly/energetic character that drags them everywhere and the first character looks really unamused but the happy character’s having the time of their life and then the happy character smooches the grumpy character and the grumpy character just gives this soft little smile and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA