walk into the club like meHOYNEYOYMIHOY

From now on, I am on round-the-clock butt patrol.

Sassy Squidward is my favorite Squidward
who decided that the world needed a fanfic with plankton raping spongebob
i mean really now
Plankton has finally gotten what he’s what wanted all along. What he’s really wanted. Not the stupid Krabby Patty formula, no, that doesn’t matter to him. He has the fry cook. Warnings: Rape, Male on Male, Kidnapping, and Kind of S&M. No flames. Disclaimed.

Watched Prometheus today and I just had to make this!
That’s all I could think about. It’s a crossover between Handsome Squidward and Voldemort.

AND I IMMEDIATELY THINK OF MASS EFFECT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME